Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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