This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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