If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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