Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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