How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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