Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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