like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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