Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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