The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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