Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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