i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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