im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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