She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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