Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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