Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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