What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
