I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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