Need sex. Gaining weight.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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