she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
In other news, I just burned my penis
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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