And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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