I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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