butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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