so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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