I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
