I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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