All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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