he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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