Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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