Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
