College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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