he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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