last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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