it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
