On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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