so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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