Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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