he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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