If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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