Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
