the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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