There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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