Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
pray to the hookup gods
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
