just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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