ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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