She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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