Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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