So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
