I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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