I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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