she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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